WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN
Shit Better Recognize...
Yes.
Infinity, peh.
Don’t talk to me about infinity.
”Only posting this because the track is awesome, and I gotta remember to buy it somehow. Also, Cool Video.
The Internet; My Personal Sticky Note since 2009.
My services for life to the one who can get me to Tokyo.
I should get a prize.
If I was addicted to video games, I wouldn’t beg you for a (better) job.
I wouldn’t want to go to school. I’d actually be a bother to get me to go to school.
I’d have a WoW account.
I’d have a 360, and a Wii, and they would be on 24/7. My PS3 just stays on because I only remember it exists when Thursday comes around.
I’d be a much more crappy writer than I am now.
And I would have killed you by now. With a rusty chainsaw. RE4 style.
Not to mention I’d actually be playing video games instead of staring at my XMB wondering where it all went wrong with this thing….
Shift is some good stuff.
GAME OVER MAN.
GAME OVER.

(via theinternetaccordingtoadrian)
Note From Dax: Oh god, we had a speaker come to our school who did the exact same thing.
Only he was on fire.
Gotta go to Court Next Tuesday.
FML.