I’ve never played a Deus Ex game, but I feel like this is the best start I could ask for. After awhile (getting used to the weird cover mechanics and GOLD), the game just starts to click and you start doing things all cyber secret agent-y. 

I haven’t mentioned that Jenson never wanted any of this. As far as I’m concerned, besides loosing his girlfriend, augmentations are the best thing to happen to him, ever. I mean, HE PUNCHES THROUGH WALLS.

I know that was a thing yall made a big deal about in August, but this shit is amazing.

Found Footage Film done right. 

Also, Norway is damn beautiful. Fan-fucking-tastic country.

The game is awesome because dinosaurs.

The album is awesome because it’s like Nine Inch Nails met a chip tune band.

Get it free while you still can.

Image courtesy of PixelJam

Good Phone. Best Friend.

FUCK

FUCKING

UUUH SHIT

OH GOD FUCK

GODDAMN

MOTHER OF ALL FUCKING ASS SHIT

FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FUCK.

YEAH.

Buy it.

Single greatest film Guy Ritchie has done.

Go see it a million times.

This album is King. Go buy ten copies.

Wonder Woman is hot, Super Girl is a ditz, Superman is angry, Batman is funny.

Watch it if any of those make you happy.

Brilliant. Needs more turrets though.

Buy It Twice. 

Avant Garde Carnival Rock.

Buy it.

SO MANY SKELETONS!!!

Great game, buy it.

Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, 
But what’s puzzling you, is the nature of my game.

Fix the online and it’ll be the best CoD ever.

Seriously. 

This movie is so fucking brutal.

Story sucks, Acting sucks, pacing is meh, and the blood is really fucking bright.

But damn, those action scenes? Fucking spot on. Limbs and blood, EVERYWHERE.

It’s a mindless action flick, you’ll love it.

What the fuck kinda name is Here We Are Juggernaut?

Anyways, buy the album, deluxe version if you want novel co-written by Peter David.